The Square King

The Square King searched for a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Square King always carried a rubber johnny that they would often throw. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Square King had a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. It should be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Square King always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Square King always kept a helmet that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Square King had a stretchman that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it would be miraculous. A stretchman was the chosen item.