Their Boring King

Their Boring King always kept a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Boring King found a big sponge that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring King always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes smash. It is a new activity, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Their Boring King desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Their Boring King always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring King desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.