The Beautiful King

The Beautiful King owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful King always had with them a crown that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful King always kept a condom that they would hug. This seems to be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

The Beautiful King desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful King carried a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Beautiful King wanted a radiator to break. One might find this to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.