Confused King

Confused King desired a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Confused King always carried a wig that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Confused King desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bat being the chosen item.

Confused King found a bat that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused King desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Confused King needed a toilet brush to share. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.