His Exceptional King

His Exceptional King desperately searched for a sponge that they would put up their bum. It might have been an exciting action, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Exceptional King craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Exceptional King often carried a can of coke to share. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional King desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Exceptional King desperately desired a cup that they liked to embrace. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cup being the item selected.

His Exceptional King needed a vibrator to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.