His Horny King

His Horny King desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Horny King owned a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be an original idea, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

His Horny King owned a chocolate bar that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

His Horny King owned a bag of poop that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Horny King carried a bag of flour that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

His Horny King desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.