The Purple King

The Purple King desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often break. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Purple King desperately needed a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Purple King desperately craved for a teapot to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a teapot of all things.

The Purple King wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes break. It should be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Purple King always kept a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Purple King needed a mug to play with. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a mug is the item to select.