Her Eccentric King

Her Eccentric King desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric King always kept a ball that they liked to worship. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was simply life. A ball being the item opted for.

Her Eccentric King desired a wig that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A wig being the thing selected.

Her Eccentric King desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Eccentric King wanted a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric King craved for a lava lamp that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.