Her Grumpy King

Her Grumpy King desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy King searched for a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item selected.

Her Grumpy King found a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was epic. A bat was the thing that was chosen.

Her Grumpy King desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Her Grumpy King desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Her Grumpy King often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.