A Jolly King

A Jolly King had a radiator to worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen thing.

A Jolly King desperately desired a bottle of coke to sit and look at. It might be an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Jolly King carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

A Jolly King often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It was a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

A Jolly King desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

A Jolly King desperately needed a porno magazine to worship. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. A porno magazine is the item to choose.