The Crazy King

The Crazy King found a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to select.

The Crazy King desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Crazy King wanted a computer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Crazy King always had with them a teapot that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy King desperately wanted a spade that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. A spade was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy King desperately craved for a sponge that they would often smash. It would be an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge would be the chosen thing.