The Jolly King

The Jolly King found a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

The Jolly King desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly King desired a melon that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly King desperately desired a big sponge to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Jolly King desperately desired a big sponge that they would throw. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Jolly King desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.