Her Boring King

Her Boring King desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the item selected.

Her Boring King desperately desired a lava lamp to demolish. It should be a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring King searched for a sword to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sword is the thing to choose.

Her Boring King often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a different idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

Her Boring King had a hat that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring King always kept a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.