My Silly King

My Silly King searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was stunning. A vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly King desperately desired a cucumber that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to select.

My Silly King always kept a pint of beer that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Silly King desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

My Silly King desperately desired a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Silly King desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.