The Horny King

The Horny King always kept a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. It might have been a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Horny King often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Horny King always kept a pen that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny King desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Horny King desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny King often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.