My Crazy King

My Crazy King desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It is a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy King desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

My Crazy King had a porno magazine that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a different action, to you, but not to the King, who expected it would be spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Crazy King always kept a pen that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen thing.

My Crazy King often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

My Crazy King carried a wig that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.