Their Square King

Their Square King always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Square King owned a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Their Square King desperately needed a bat that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Their Square King desperately needed a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Square King always carried a condom that they sometimes smash. It might have been a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Square King desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.