The Green King

The Green King owned a dildo that they liked to smash. This is certainly a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Green King carried a toilet brush that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided it was sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Green King always had with them a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

The Green King desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

The Green King always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Green King owned a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.