My Boring King

My Boring King often carried a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a ball being the thing selected.

My Boring King often carried a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Boring King carried a tomato that they would often demolish. It is an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item to select.

My Boring King found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring King wanted a bag of poop that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was fun. A bag of poop is the thing to select.

My Boring King craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally break. This is certainly an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.