Her Lonely King

Her Lonely King always kept a ball that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely King owned a sponge that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a funny thought, to you, but not to the King, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

Her Lonely King had a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely King had a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Her Lonely King carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely King found a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.