Her Big King

Her Big King owned a bottle of beer that they would often eat. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Big King always carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Big King had a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A hat being the thing selected.

Her Big King owned a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Her Big King always kept a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

Her Big King always kept a ball that they sometimes demolish. It was a peculiar suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was selected.