Her Lovely King

Her Lovely King desperately wanted a stretchman to drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Her Lovely King carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Her Lovely King craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely King desperately needed a cup that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cup is the item to opt for.

Her Lovely King always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Her Lovely King desperately desired a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It should be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.