A Retarded King

A Retarded King always carried a chocolate bar to sleep with. It might be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

A Retarded King craved for a toilet brush that they would often drop. It is a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Retarded King desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded King desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded King owned a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded King owned a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.