Red King

Red King often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Red King desperately craved for a bottle of wine to experiment on. It was an original thought, to most, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Red King desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Red King wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item opted for.

Red King desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often drop. It is considered to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Red King searched for a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It might be a strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.