The Eccentric King

The Eccentric King wanted a bag of flour that they would often hug. It might have been a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric King always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric King desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Eccentric King searched for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It should be a new operation, to most, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a crown of all things.

The Eccentric King wanted a sword to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it would be fun. A sword of all things.

The Eccentric King always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.