His Yellow King

His Yellow King always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. One might find this to be a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Yellow King desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would break. It is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed it would be simply life. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

His Yellow King had a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Yellow King owned a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a strange action, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

His Yellow King often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. It should be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the King, who felt it was amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow King found a piece of paper to sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.