A Green King

A Green King found a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge was the chosen item.

A Green King often carried a dildo that they would annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

A Green King owned a lava lamp that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Green King desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

A Green King carried a tomato that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a tomato of all things.

A Green King desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.