Their Naughty King

Their Naughty King desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It is an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Naughty King looked for a cup that they would often hug. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the King, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

Their Naughty King carried a condom that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

Their Naughty King always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It is a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Naughty King always carried a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

Their Naughty King wanted a painting of a melon that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.