The Grumpy King

The Grumpy King carried a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy King always kept a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy King desired a sponge to share. It is a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy King desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a wig being the item selected.

The Grumpy King desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy King often carried a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to some, but not to the King, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.