His Nervous King

His Nervous King desired a bag of poop to throw. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous King desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous King always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous King desperately searched for a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who thought it was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey of all things.

His Nervous King desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Nervous King searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman having that done to it