Her Boring King

Her Boring King always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring King had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Boring King always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Boring King had a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring King needed a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

Her Boring King desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a funny action, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.