A Boring King

A Boring King desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Boring King wanted a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Boring King searched for a painting of a melon that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring King always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

A Boring King desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes play with. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Boring King desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.