Their Grumpy King

Their Grumpy King always carried a pint of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer having that done to it

Their Grumpy King often carried a helmet that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

Their Grumpy King always had with them a tomato to cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy King owned a piece of paper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Their Grumpy King desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often worship. It was an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy King always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a curious activity, to most, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A custard pie of all things.