A Big King

A Big King often carried a block of cheese that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

A Big King wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

A Big King owned a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

A Big King desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally throw. This seems an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

A Big King carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

A Big King had a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a cup being the chosen item.