The Big King

The Big King wanted a can of Tango that they would often put on his head. It was a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big King craved for a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a set square of all things.

The Big King always had with them a sword that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Big King always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Big King desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

The Big King desperately desired a helmet to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was awesome. A helmet would be the thing that was chosen.