The Colourful King

The Colourful King always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes drop. It should have been a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Colourful King always kept a cucumber to eat. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Colourful King wanted a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful King always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Colourful King always kept a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Colourful King had a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the King, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.