Her Eccentric King

Her Eccentric King carried a can of Tango to put on his head. It should be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Her Eccentric King owned a pen that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pen is the item to opt for.

Her Eccentric King always had with them a big sponge that they liked to break. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric King searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Eccentric King craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Her Eccentric King desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a new proposal, to most, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.