Red King

Red King desired a stapler that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Red King desperately wanted a stapler to throw. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Red King desired a spade that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

Red King desperately looked for a dildo to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

Red King had a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

Red King wanted a tomato to embrace. It should be a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.