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in #king3 days ago

Big King desperately wanted a porno magazine to drop. It would be an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the King, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Big King always carried a sword that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

Big King desired a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Big King had a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

Big King wanted a can of coke to drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

Big King owned a sponge that they would often sit and look at. It was an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item chosen.

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