His Bum Loving King

His Bum Loving King carried a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving King looked for a computer that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a funny thought, to my children, but not to the King, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to select.

His Bum Loving King desired a crown that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving King desperately needed a pint of beer to worship. This could be considered an original activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Bum Loving King always carried a tomato that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A tomato was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving King searched for a rubber johnny to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.