Depressed King

Depressed King desperately needed a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was selected.

Depressed King always kept a sword to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing selected.

Depressed King owned a vibrator that they liked to demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A vibrator having that done to it

Depressed King desperately wanted a dildo that they would break. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

Depressed King needed a crown that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

Depressed King always carried a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.