The Handsome King

The Handsome King desired a can of coke to hug. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome King desperately searched for a bag of flour to drop. It is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome King desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome King craved for a bottle of coke that they would often share. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

The Handsome King always kept a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Handsome King always had with them a bottle of beer that they would hug. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.