The Talented King

The Talented King desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally share. It should be a strange idea, to some, but not to the King, who considered it would be simply life. A little monkey being the chosen item.

The Talented King desperately desired a spade that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented King desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often drop. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Talented King desired a condom to put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A condom being the chosen thing.

The Talented King searched for a vibrator that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator having that done to it

The Talented King desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.