Their Purple King

Their Purple King owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

Their Purple King desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a funny thought, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Their Purple King found a crown that they would play with. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple King always had with them a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Their Purple King carried a bat that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Their Purple King had a radiator that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.