His Unusual King

His Unusual King wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Unusual King needed a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

His Unusual King desperately craved for a melon to drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Unusual King desperately needed a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting idea, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

His Unusual King craved for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the King, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A vibrator is the item to opt for.

His Unusual King found a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the King, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.