The Worrisome King

The Worrisome King wanted a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome King found a custard pie that they would smash. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

The Worrisome King found a bat to smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Worrisome King wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

The Worrisome King always kept a set of lego that they would worship. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Worrisome King desperately looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing selected.