Beautiful King

Beautiful King always had with them a big sponge to sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful King found a tomato that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A tomato is the item that was chosen.

Beautiful King found a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Beautiful King always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Beautiful King always carried a stapler that they would sometimes share. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful King always had with them a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.