Her Depressed King

Her Depressed King craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed King needed a stretchman that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the King, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Her Depressed King desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Her Depressed King had a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Depressed King always carried a cucumber that they would eat. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Her Depressed King always kept a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.