A Ugly King

A Ugly King desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to drop. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is amazing. A pencil sharpener having that done to it

A Ugly King owned a wig that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly King had a dildo that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Ugly King desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

A Ugly King often carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly King needed a vibrator that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.