Her Troubled King

Her Troubled King needed a bottle of coke that they would demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Troubled King desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled King wanted a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Her Troubled King desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled King desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Her Troubled King looked for a tomato that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.